I’m actually posting the day I wear an outfit.

That title doesn’t make any sense because I always post on days that I wear outfits. I don’t like to blog naked. My windows are always open and my neighbors would see me naked! That would be weird. And if I were to blog naked and I was laying in my bed, my computer would burn me because it gets really hot! And then I would have weird scars. Scars are not cute, unless they are really cool. One time I got shot point blank with a paintball gun and so now I have a cool scar. So just a heads up for all future and current posts – I don’t like to edit my ramblings so you all will get to hear irrelevant (yet awesome) stories about how I got shot by a paintball gun and have a cool scar. But anyway, today I’m blogging about the outfit I’m wearing today. How strange!

As you can see I changed up the layout. The old one was boring and tan, this one is black but with splashes of color! The links change color with every post! It’s like that HGTV show “Color Splash!” Except I am the hostess of this blog and the host of Color Splash is a really flamboyant gay man. To some that might be one in the same I suppose. I love HGTV.

This week, like I said previously and in the new section to the right (where I will let you guys know my fashion choices for the week), I decided to wear clothes inspired by summer music festivals! Today I wore a pink dress (GASP! because I hate my body… wahh I’m self conscious, join the club Amanda, nobody is super confident… are they? wahhh) with a floral button-up shirt over the dress and my gladiator sandals. I feel like I would fit right in at Coachella, which just ended today. Or yesterday? Who cares.

Everyone keeps telling me that they love my witty captions for my photos and so now I have all of this pressure to be witty and I can't take it. AHHH!

Again, I had to wear my sunglasses for the photo (and that doesn’t make me a tool!) but if I were at a fest then natch I would wear sunglasses. Today lots of people said I looked *2 qT* but I can’t decide if they said I looked cute because the outfit is cute or because they aren’t used to seeing me wear fAsHiOnAbLe clothes. So from now on everyone has to compliment me and say that they like my outfit because it’s cute and not because I don’t normally dress cute! OMG I just figured it out… I don’t ever dress that nicely so now everyone is surprised and complimenting me. You jerks!!

Anyway – the button up shirt is H&M, the dress was originally from Urban but I bought it at Gabriel Brothers for cheap (I’m not sure why it was at Gabriel Brothers except there might be a hole somewhere and what if there actually is a hole and it’s on my butt everyone saw my green underwear?!), the sandals are Urban, the sunglasses are Urban and the belt is Old Navy maybe? I mean it’s my normal belt that I wear but since I’m skinny and beautiful, it fits nicely as a high waisted belt. Man I am full of myself.

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